Health: Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing...

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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You deserved it 37 446

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 913

You deserved it 7 722

By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 120

You deserved it 9 491

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 109

You deserved it 55 216

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 626

You deserved it 43 692

That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 853

You deserved it 298

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

I agree, your life sucks 797

You deserved it 226

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 370

You deserved it 5 259

Party animal

By stupid friendless loser - 29/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 713

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 627

You deserved it 4 407

By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 635

You deserved it 72 566

footballfreak65 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:29

wow wat an idiot bf

mike3775 36

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:34

I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly

Comments

missmaryb 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:40

You guys deserve each other. You're both idiots. Let's just hope you don't reproduce.

TokerDeviant 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:47

Wow 35# that's not sexist. I hate feminist bitches -__-

kei1108 13

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:36

Wow. that is a incredibly rude. not only your comment, but your picture. there are people out there who were born with disabilities. When you say "Derr that's so retarded!!" it's really disrespectful. You don't know what you're talking about. So don't. don't reply to this either. you're probably just going to call me a retard...

omgstoparguing 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

Well, technically retarded just means slow... the only reason it's "insensitive" is because you assume the person means it in a way that is referring condescendingly to mentally retarded people. In reality, retarded is its own word with several meanings. Mentally retarded people are called "retarded" because they are "slow" mentally.

wtfmylifedude 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:48

Ah, young love.

jasminea 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:52

must've been a pretty important text...

Pigpen181 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:01

I bet that's how your Mom and Dad, hooked up.

_Oblivion_ 12

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:14

could have been worse, good thing u landed the way u did cuz u might have hurt urself even more if u landed on ur neck or stuck ur arms out in the landing