By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
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perdix 29

The good news is that in a few months, you'll have a litter of baby-puppies.

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DocBastard 38

Was this great Dane Beowulf or Hamlet?

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spd2fst4u 5

I woulda punched the thing in the head as hard as I could. or taken the knife out of my pocket and (content too graphic) all over.

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notquite69 0

Even a large great dane is not difficult to push off. Are you sure you have a girlfriend?

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ry_ry7 4

Just another justification to be carrying a concealed weapon. I would have dropped that beast. Your defense is protecting yourself from an attacking animal. And the owner has pictures to price the attack.

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Iknoweverything 29

Or you know, they could call the cops on the dog owner... seeing there's enough proof to warrant the cops putting the dog down. (And avoid any nasty fines if the city doesn't allow concealed weapons.)

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ugliness 6

it's not gay, or atleast not confirmed homosexual, it's just showing dominance

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ManAmongMen 0

unfortunately that's just a funny situation and if u weren't been severely harmed that's just funny. I agree with ur gf. and btw u should keep her. she has a sense of humor. lol

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grdianknight 0

ah that good ol' animal attraction, is there no leash law there?

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