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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By Barney - 19/09/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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ShadowWhovian 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:58

Always check your volume before going on YouTube in public

FrancesShiver 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:00

Wise words from Fred.

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spatula232 25

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:03

Haha that would of been pretty awkward

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 15 June 2014 9:22

have* common error, no worries

cannon980 5

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:04

youtube?

mcrepas 19

Sunday 15 June 2014 17:54

Yeah, the site that has user uploaded videos. You should google it

The_Schiphtur 7

Monday 16 June 2014 4:33

The irony of your statement there is that Google owns Youtube

HeManPc 5

Friday 20 June 2014 11:00

I don't think the fact that Google owns YouTube is ironic, #153.

rbubbles 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:04

Redtube*****

shudson186 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 7:26

Wait, what?

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:54

I'm assuming it's a pretty vague reference from a pretty vague source...

Mad_Or_Nah 13

Monday 16 June 2014 19:02

What happened to porhub nowadays?

ForFudgeSake 6

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:06

Well, did they..?

yeahthatsmeee 10

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:06

A lot of people probably haven't seen the interview because they think he was watching ****

OG_Nik 3

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:06

To everyone saying it was **** it wasn't. It's a video where a homeless guy steals a news mic and says "**** HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 15 June 2014 21:28

He's not homeless and his name is Fred and he's my idol.

ginger196 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:07

I bet you became popular very quickly.....

olpally 32

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:13

That's just ******* awesome and hilarious!! Lol :D

MomentoMori 23

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:15

Fred's the man!

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:15

that shock reaction of the reporting lady tho

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Same thing different taste

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Public freakout time

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