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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By Barney - 19/09/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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ShadowWhovian 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:58

Always check your volume before going on YouTube in public

FrancesShiver 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 1:00

Wise words from Fred.

Comments

EnderWolf1013 9

Sunday 15 June 2014 9:31

everyone needs to stop saying its ****, you ignorant fools. Maybe look something up before posting next time. If you search those words now it'll come up with the story.

Nick_Corso 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 10:12

Hasn't this happened to everyone?

Mel_0590 1

Sunday 15 June 2014 10:23

happened to me at work :/

Jared900DUmpling 30

Sunday 15 June 2014 12:11

Dammit Fred

juwannaman 11

Sunday 15 June 2014 12:23

"ACCIDENTLY"

Adam5858 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 13:04

Hopefully they knew what it was and had a sense of humour

DotDootyDot 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 14:18

When I'm in crowded areas, I always play with my phone with the headphones plugged on - that way it prevents any loud or annoying sounds from blasting off by mistake.

ziggs287 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 14:54

I've been trying to post this same story for days because it happened to me. Except I played a Facebook video (which loads a lot faster than a YouTube video usually) and the first words were "**** all you..." and I was able to turn it off after that. I tried 3 times and all 3 were rejected. Now I can't even try again since now everyone is going to think I stole his/hers. If the same exact thing happened to him/her then I'm sorry man but too many details seem alike for me to think it was a coincidence.