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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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Top comments

lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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Comments

GermanKat 1

noooo i always feel obliged to sleep with every random dude who tells me im an inside AND outside beauty! how in the world could she resist? weird.

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coolster56 0

no1 on this website understands sarcasim

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keven501 12

It seems 158 you are wrong

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cluch3 22

No it seem you are the one who dosent understand

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AlexNVCat1 3

Probably because 'sarcasim' isn't a thing.

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emmmilyyy 0

haha you actually thought throwing some lame line at her would make her sleep with you? you have a lot to learn

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Soybean254 0

wow I'm surprised that didn't work and here I thought girls give sex for stupid compliments YDI

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

YDI for being a douche bag!

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relyo 0

Please do humanity a favor and sterilize yourself. Not that you'll be getting much but better safe than sorry.

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ThisRandomChild 0

Hey 21, ur profile said u probably offended me. I actually agree with u completely, ur picture is just strange and I had to get a closer look lol

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beer01 0

YDI for thinking she's easy. jerk!!

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imchanel 0

I still wouldn't sleep with you either, just cuz you gave er a compliment doesn't mean anythig YDI

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marcopolodolo 0

well duh. award for the most wussy comment ever goes to you

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