This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 484
You deserved it 74 274

Top comments

lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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122294ccb 0

You're not going to get a girl to sleep with you just for complimenting her. perv.

I used to look at my room mate and see all the tail he was chasing and getting and wonder how he did it. So I asked him. He gave me some of his "every time lines". Those are his lines that work every time. I was pretty excited the first time I tried one out. I, like you, was a naive moron and expected it to work. And I, like you, was rejected. Then I took a real hard look at the situation and realized that my room mate is just a whole hell of a lot more attractive than myself and he can pull of shit that I can't even dream about. It's not your fault. You're just holding yourself to a standard that is too high.

wow. and she wouldn't give it up after that? what a bitch. not you douchbag!

I moderated this.. not that I agreed with this dick but just to see him get shredded to bits by these comments, also I didn't expect it to make it ;)

Moonfang01 0

So.. you normally give girls compliments and expect them to sleep with you..? It's a wonder you've not been castrated yet.. (* Sp? *) Anyways. YDI for being one of the stupidest males alive :)

Elksy 0

Oh, damn, and after you went to all the effort of uttering a timeworn compliment?

This is exactly why myths like "Nice guys finish last" get perpetuated. These so-called "Nice guys" are issuing compliments solely for the purpose of getting in the girl's pants. That's not being nice, that's being dishonest. If you tell a girl she's beautiful on the inside and out, tell it to her because she is, not because you want to get in her pants. THAT is what being a nice guy is about. Nice guys don't finish last, chumps do, and they blame it on "being nice" so that they don't feel like they need to change themselves because nobody ever wants to admit their flaws.

k there buddy just cuz you tell some next chick that she's beautiful doesn't mean ur gunna get some ass when u give a compliment don't expect anything in return, it was ur call whether(don't know if that was spelled correctly) to say it or not ydi

WhatDidYouSay0 0

Serious? woww stupid! "today, i was trying to get laid. i told some girl shes hot. i didnt get any cuz im an ignorant bitch! fml" retard!