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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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a1b2c3d4e5f6 0

Wow... are you really that stupid? She's your girlfriend, not your pet ***** (yes guys, there is a difference) try actually having a relationship and not expect that she'll rip her clothes off and jump into bed after every nice thing you say.

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philomela786 0

Well that totally would have worked on me. Not sure what went wrong for ya.

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movies12 0

Um... OP little hint.... telling a girl there beautiful won't get them to sleep with u.... unless we are drunk.... and when I mean drunk I mean not being able to stand up drunk..... u r a dick..... for sure.

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carkel 0

I doubt any girl worth sleeping with is that easy. YDI

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MsAmazzzinglegs 0

wow ur such a jerk! If ur just saying that stuff to get laid ur disgusting...

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539533 0

anyy girl, that's smart won't fall for it..

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ftb170 0

f*ckn dumass what's your problem really you need to grow up! women deserve more respect than that

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limewire509 0

hahahah chill ombres so what if one guy outta like 4102.2412.504534 guys is rude like come on btw random numbers are great XD

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