By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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saIty 17

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

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perdix 29

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

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pfx2_fml 15

Was this before or after he ate you out

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pfx2_fml 15

Was this before or after he ate you out

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yamatelle 19

...nor the third time.

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Ugi 26

#1 is totally right - you have to say something. He might be a little put out to start, but if you make it clear that it's coming between you and his affection then he's likely to be pleased to fix it. Get him to see a dental hygienist, brush his teeth regularly and maybe use a mouthwash and you'll both be a lot happier.

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EvilPotato 14

Isn't OP's boyfriend an affectionate one?

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hotPinklipstick 24

If you know for a fact that he brushes his teeth and uses mouthwash regularly, then he should speak to his dentist about this problem. There is actually a disease that causes bad breath no matter how many times you brush your teeth and or use mouthwash. Maybe you should sit him down and explain this is a problem for you and you would like him to seek help for the sake of future sexual contact. He may be upset about it at first but I assure you if he is a normal human being he will be more than happy to fix the problem.

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Enslaved 36

Time for a Denist appointment. He may have cavities. I've heard those cause bad breath. Until then..... Binaca Binaca Binaca!!! And for christ sakes, woman! Speak up and tell him his breath smells bad!

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pdp_fml 21

I agree that he should see his dentist. Also brushing his tongue and flossing might help. The only other thing that might help is that he might have problems with his stomach that could cause his breath to stink.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

would you want to be in a relationship with someone whose breath smells like shit you judgemental c**t?

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anongrl 2

I agree with 23. She should stop complaining about it to other people and tell him. I'm sure it would make him feel like shit if he knew she posted this instead of telling him. It might not be his lack of hygiene that's the problem, it could be something he can't control without dental care or medical care.

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ice723 5

hand him a tooth brush and some tooth paste and next time he tries kissing you tell him not before. he cleansed

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