Kids: Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting...

By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By Gun safety - 21/12/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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Tough guy

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 04:26 - United States - Austin

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:15

how does one shoot oneself in the ass? o-o

faithxoxox 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:24

Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!

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2ndSucks 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:36

He's doing it wrong.

lobum 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:39

Why did you buy your son (whom I can only assume is mentally handicapped) a BB gun? You are a horrible parent.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:50

Ahh, the classic "blame the parents" argument. Did the op shoot his kid? Is it actually bad to own an airsoft gun?

powersticks 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:39

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. You should have cleaned the wound with alcohol. THAT will teach him not to do stupid stuff.

stormchaser24 24

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:58

It was a welt so it would not have stung. I have been shot point blank. I hope this was a pistol. Because with a rifle I don't see this happening.

The_Troller 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:41

Try getting shot right in the neck by a high powered airsoft M4 from 40-50 feet

eddie25 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:41

What a dumbass

siranthony87 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:46

Atleast he didnt shoot his eye out, kid ;)

Happiness2Joy 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:47

I really want to hear the story behind that...

tona01 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:48

Try getting shot with a real shotgun in the head, it hurts like hell.

kaykay20 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:50

Should have taught him about the safety latch before teaching him how to load it.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:55

Try getting hit with the buttstock of a M82 during recoil, hurts like a bitch...

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