Kids: Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting...

By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 20:01

Today, our 9 year-old son managed to shoot himself in the gut with my nail gun. According to my wife, this is completely my fault, because I ONLY kept it in my locked garage, ONLY secured in its box, ONLY completely disconnected from the power, ONLY on the highest shelf near the roof. FML

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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By Gun safety - 21/12/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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Tough guy

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 04:26 - United States - Austin

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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Sunday 16 October 2011 2:15

how does one shoot oneself in the ass? o-o

faithxoxox 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:24

Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!

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Vitto_fml 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:07

Kinky...

faith94m 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:43

ya. fyl for not having any parenting skills, if you did your child wouldn't be such a dumbass.

wriptidez 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 11:07

... ice pack anyone OUCH

WTFisapumpkin 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 11:29

Why do you have a BB gun..? And why would he be playing with it? How old is he?

ledzeppfan77 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 11:48

I'm sorry but I'm lmfao ahaha that is funny

rekege 18

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:37

Maybe he got inspired by the guy from Codename: The Cleaner?

Emo_Girl01 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:40

How old is he???

KaylaScreamsYou 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:10

Not worse than the bum rocket haha

F_E_A_lifesucks 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:27

Ur son deserves that one.

NoWarranty_fml 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:52

Is he also the same kid who shot his cousin in the leg because her sister asked if it hurts?

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