Money Tis the season…

Well I got robbed by a guy in a Santa suit. now I gotta go work security at the holy moly doughnut shop and don't ever, ever ever ever eat the doughnuts there.

Armygirl93 10

Thursday 25 December 2014 23:23

you must have really pissed off Santa Claus

ninjakitty254 23

Thursday 25 December 2014 23:25

Must have been on the naughty list

GRubi 17

Friday 26 December 2014 0:12

I first read this as "Today, I was hugged by a guy in a santa suit," and thought that didn't sound like it should be an FML.

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Friday 26 December 2014 0:30

Seems like you got on the naughty list this year!

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Friday 26 December 2014 2:15

Sounds like Friday After Next...I think I'll go watch that movie again.

ActualCheese 7

Friday 26 December 2014 4:00

This the season

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Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML

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Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

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Today, I went to school prepared to speak in front of a whole bunch of kids and talk about how great my middle school is. I spent an hour on the speech and took the 45 minute drive there. Turns out the coordinator of the school only called me in to pass out brochures. FML

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Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML

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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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