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evil Santa - - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette

irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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Halloween has started early

Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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Thanks, officer

Anonymous - - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

Welshite 39

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

flufee2 27

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:01

Looks like hes gunna be on the naughty list this year

dawood_k 27

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:15

Did he at least wish you a merry Christmas

orbit 22

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:16

Merry Christmas mother ******

MELKOZAR 27

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:17

Ho Ho Hold up your hands!

Steve95401 49

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:30

Bad Santa - The Sequel. Coming to a street corner near you. Rated "M" for Mugger.

BobyTheDerp 12

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:32

Christmas time is killing us... ~Santa from fg

tonyfan00 38

Friday 26 December 2014 6:33

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

LadyKayDee 23

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:52

Santa must have been short on gifts this year.

willyjac 17

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:03

I guess thats what happens when you drop acid..

kittyfrozen 19

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:05

someone wanted you as a present!

orbit 22

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:20

Then he would have been kidnapped not mugged

megaoshawott 16

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:29

Turns out you were on the naughty list. Santa just had to rectify his mistake

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Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow her lighter for my smoke break, since I'd lost mine. She was reluctant because of my track record of losing the darn things. After my break I stopped to use the restroom really quick, and promptly dropped the lighter into the toilet. FML

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Today, and every day for the past 3 years, my daughter has consistently woken me up throughout the night to nurse. Bonus? She’s up by 7:00am in the morning and falls asleep around 10pm and it takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. I’m mentally and physically drained, and exhausted. FML

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Today, after being unable to convince my crush her boyfriend is cheating on her, I showed her footage of him kissing another woman. Turns out, not only is he not cheating, but she and him are in a polyamorous relationship with that woman. FML

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Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

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Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML

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