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Mangler - - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Small talk

livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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~JESSICA~ - 11/09/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

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psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:02

this does suck

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:07

Now he smells, too!

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:37

i think he was pretty sincere about the festering fish smell. |the kid|

WiNnIpEgMoNaRcHs 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:57

no one cares , go soak your head.

nikolai8 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:05

hahaha what If u said, " go to hell!" hahahahahahahahaahah

secretlovee 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 9:59

wow u guys r so insensitive f your lives!!!

EukynaD 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 20:01

42's DP scares the hell outta me!

omega575 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 0:08

aww you smell bad what a terrible life you must lead

melonsmasherrr 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 3:56

HAHA!!!!

Silly_Sally 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 13:55

That's what they call "ne zure" here in Antwerp... Very sorry about your grandfather. But it will be a good story in a few years time. For now; you need to let it heal. Condolances...

magichead_fml 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:43

fish stores smell good

dark_666rose 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:08

maybe op was the cause of his/her grandpa's death?

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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML

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