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Mangler - - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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~JESSICA~ - 11/09/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

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psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:02

this does suck

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Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:07

Now he smells, too!

oscar7753 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 0:31

#14 ur beatiful =] ah i love her too lmfao! =]

soccerdude101 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 0:58

c?? wat did I say? she really is very pretty... i'm just saying that, not in a creep out kind of way... I don't mean to creep u out

JeterFan428 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 0:35

ur smell probably killed him

daisuke_kiryu 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 0:40

think of it as he didn't think or was denying he was dying maybe.

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Wednesday 23 June 2010 0:43

Oh my gosh..maybe the smell did kill him ;0

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Wednesday 23 June 2010 4:40

He sounds like a right laugh :) im sure he will be missed

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Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:44

I love your grandpa. He's so cool for saying that... R.I.P cool guy. D,:

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Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:47

omg tht rely sucks i feel bad for u

emilyk123 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:49

151 u r a jerk

TrillionHearts 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:05

then maybe you should shower

Abroad08 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:19

Do you live in Antwerepen?

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Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML

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Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML

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Today, after driving 900 miles, the tongue on my trailer broke ten miles away from home. I was stuck on the side of the road for 3 hours. FML

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Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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