Foolproof plan

By spark - 02/08/2026 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
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Brooke5702 13

Swiper no swiping Swiper be wiping

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xR3cKl3sSx 12

I guess you can say you were literally tired of them stealing your windshield wipers.

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JWillaims 2

Windsheild Wipers Are Over Rated Thats What Towels Are For!

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greencurtains74 11

Looks like you will need to remove your wipers everytime you exit the car, unless you want to keep replacing them. That sounds expensive.

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StarkWolf_fml 23

anyone know the street value of windshield wipers?

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tonyfan00 38

Windshield wiper theft? Now I've heard everything. Consider getting the cops involved.

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highsociety 0

Damn, of all cars, just your wipers are most wanted?!

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BecomingBeauty 7

Like seriously who does that? That's so stupid, who needs wipers that bad enough to steal them multiple times? People are so stupid.

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gatekeeper1993 10

it could be one of ur friends playing a joke on u or just being an ass.

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