Creepy season is over

By Michael - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
I agree, your life sucks 85 489
You deserved it 5 260

Same thing different taste

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Curtieeeez 0

Gotta love the smell of dead people in the mornin!

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That kinda happened to my dad. Except in his case, the police came to his door and asked if he'd seen his across the hall neighbor, because the people below that apartment had a terrible smelling slime dripping from their ceiling. Honestly, that's probably much worse.

wrestlingkid94 0

Also @248, the smell of decay is very strong and it will spread.

#10... Go to Darfur for a day. That should change your entire perspective on the world.

murphy22894 0

hey my van smells like that haha good one #20

some of you people are tards. The original poster Michael said the police found his neighbor dead. Let's break this down. Apartment indicates a single unit inside a building with mulitple separate living quarters. Neighbor indicates someone that lives near you. Died means someone has ceased to exist. The original Poster did NOT say anyone was murdered, he did not say anyone was found INSIDE his apartment dead. I'm amazed at how people take a teeny bit of information and add their own assumptions to complete the story. Finally - how many people know what a decomposing corpse smells like? I wouldn't think for a second to call 911 and say "Uhm yeah, my apartment stinks, could my neighbor be dead?" Finally - if you are not one of the tards I'm talking about - you won't be offended. Peace & Bubblegum

Nasty, dude. Thats the worst day ever, man.