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I am italian, but I failed when I attempted to make this account. Damn you alcohol... Anyways... I enjoy anything that requires sunshine and great company! :) If you feel like talking to me, I am on my iPod so probably not gonna answer... Sorry.

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caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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grant b - - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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alphafoxy21 - 05/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML

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