Gustav Fjorder - 04/07/2011 07:27 - Switzerland Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML 39 907 10 350
The Cheek! Anonymous - - United States Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex-husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML 48 937 4 460
Moobs Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML 18 016 54 729