Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML 21 791 9 277
Sorry brokeforever - - Latvia - Riga Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML 36 131 12 937
Anonyme - 26/09/2014 06:56 - France - Saint-di Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML 555 71