Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML 104 105 21 192
Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML 722 113