furryballoon - 22/11/2011 04:46 - United States Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML 40 617 6 889
Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML 36 310 4 658
Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML 34 739 5 878