Anonymous - 09/07/2012 01:29 - United States Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML 31 879 5 050
Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML 35 504 5 502
offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML 267 601 90 939