Anonymous - 07/01/2012 02:22 - United States Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML 14 043 62 152
Anonymous - 04/08/2010 10:24 - United Kingdom Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML 46 375 7 952