•
•
•

ellie_215

0

0

9

0

1178

277

Ellie_215

Ellie_215 -

Ellie_215 -

Ellie_215

lovers5201

Hoosier

BrigitteKo...

mimie45

bradoiler

A07

HarryHirsc...

cadyshaw17

Ellie_215

Ellie_215

lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

36 699

5 407

ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

55 885

5 406

Oops - 25/02/2017 00:00 - Australia - Belmore

Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML

7 746

1 485

Trevor

Anonymous - - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my mom asked why my three-year-old son is named Trevor. After I told her it was from my favorite game, GTA V, she hit me over the head with a shoe. FML

3 950

13 471

Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

38 548

9 060