Damion345

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randallstown, MD, usa
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Wednesday 25 December 1996

Damion345

i like lots of stuff. if you have a ps3 with mw2 or black ops my psn is skulldeckin if you wanna lose in 1V1. i like playing sports, riding bikes, working out, and hate studying, cause its so annoying and boring.

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superstar - 30/03/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

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Crotch shot

Rash - - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - 06/12/2011 15:36 - United States

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

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Rookie

aceshot97 - - Canada

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street. As I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers, or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML

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mademoiselleaus - 06/12/2011 12:26 - Australia

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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mademoiselleaus

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Friday 9 December 2011 17:20

Ella and Fitzgerald? Maria and Sharapova? Harry and Potter? Oh, the endless possibilities!