Happy Birthday shmoooopie - 29/05/2015 03:39 - United States - Medina Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML 34 683 3 903