Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML 15 510 39 031
You IDIOT A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML 9 800 113 215