yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML 64 295 4 043
assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML 46 228 5 118