The Omen Anonymous - 30/05/2012 01:55 - United States - Sioux City Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML 30 955 2 017
notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML 118 985 11 093