Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML 31 599 2 587
Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML 32 911 6 342