marissa1934

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

7
Badges!

0
Comments

336
Visits

9
Favorites

Newberg, USA
30 years-old
Wednesday 05 April 1995
couple

A propos de Marissa1934

Not specified

Marissa1934 - Followers

Marissa1934 - Followed

Marissa1934's page visits

lovers5201

Joshoa123

karacakal2

Fucked!

Marissa1934's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

23_badgename

23_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Marissa1934's favorite FMLs

By NoMoreMeters - 29/10/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

agreeclassic 33 363

vote type 1 4 877

By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

agreeclassic 32 114

vote type 1 5 150

By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

agreeclassic 28 599

vote type 1 2 143

By Badhairday - 11/06/2015 23:14 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

agreeclassic 30 782

vote type 1 4 143

Baby bird blues

By nerderer - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML

agreeclassic 29 442

vote type 1 11 707