Not a morning person crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML 27 025 4 076