Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML 21 235 41 642
Gotta have it kp. - - Australia Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML 8 998 59 212
Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML 35 220 10 028