NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML 73 932 16 904
Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML 42 612 10 417