Traveler - 09/10/2015 02:06 Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML 25 200 1 668
Premature Anonymous - - Canada - Surrey Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML 33 533 2 711
Anonymous - 21/02/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML 34 039 8 571