kat9232000 - 19/06/2009 04:04 - Canada Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML 17 826 110 522
What the actual ****? samrodpuertorico - 13/02/2009 20:40 - United States Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said, "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML 39 399 3 051