visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML 45 963 5 302
Smooth vintage_vogue - 17/06/2009 04:52 - United States Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML 38 265 7 455
helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML 47 008 158 371