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Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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rattlingfloorboards - - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

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Rash - - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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