Casey - 11/06/2009 12:59 - France Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML 88 282 4 217
MarcusJones713 - 08/04/2009 11:17 - United States Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML 49 854 22 693
Unlucky or just forgetful? failphone - 07/01/2009 19:57 - United States Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML 9 966 31 591