Kids these days… jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML 35 861 4 695
anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML 41 680 4 081