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Friday 25 May 1990

Katie_lady

I enjoy punctuation and being grammatically correct. Just in time I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me You gave my love direction A game show love connection We can't deny I'm so obsessed, My heart is bound to beat right Out my untrimmed chest I believe in you, like a virgin, your Madonna And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

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hamster cookie - 17/10/2009 21:08 - France

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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