NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML 27 959 2 980
scumbag i guess - 08/09/2012 00:26 - United States - El Paso Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML 5 895 53 533