mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML 42 613 6 509
Thanks but no thanks nu_ravers_101 - - United States Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML 41 025 4 178
Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML 13 823 49 067