Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML 29 281 37 306
loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML 13 541 35 014