keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML 46 303 3 336
Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML 34 962 2 418
bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML 53 045 10 086