HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML 51 329 3 942
ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML 358 184
Ain't nobody got time for that Rawf - 18/07/2009 05:45 - United States Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML 43 260 9 965