Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML 29 660 17 674
Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML 46 439 25 061
Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML 38 530 8 126