alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML 74 906 7 264
Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56 Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML 50 063 10 272
VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55 Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML 27 709 122 691
Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54 Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML 55 186 13 074