Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:34 - United States Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML 35 467 6 918
Passive agressive pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML 40 834 3 028