What's that? Best-stuf-on-Earth - 12/07/2009 07:07 - United States Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML 11 373 78 529